Ronald "Tater Salad" White (born December 18, 1956) is an American stand up comedian who has had two Grammy Award-nominations, and is RIAA certified 10x Platinum for CD and DVD sales of over 10 million units. He is a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and authored the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability (Dutton 2006, ISBN 978-0525949619), which appeared on the New York Times best seller list. White is well-known for his famous punchline, "...You can't fix stupid." Description above from the Wikipedia article Ron White, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Filmography

• Tires — Ron Dobbins
• 202112 Mighty Orphans — Sheriff Red Wright
• 2018Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up — Himself, Screenplay
• Roadies — Phil
• 2014The Fluffy Movie — Doctor
• 2013Bridegroom — Executive Producer
• 2013Jayne Mansfield's Car — Neal Baron
• 2012Ron White: A Little Unprofessional — Self, Writer
• 2011Demoted — Earl Frank
• 2011Horrible Bosses — Detective Samson
• 2010Red-Nexican — Executive Producer
• 2010Sex and the City 2 — Tom
• 2009Ron White: Behavioral Problems — Himself, Writer
• Kath & Kim — Rusty
• The Gong Show with Dave Attell
• 2006Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road — Self, Writer
• 2006Ron White: You Can't Fix Stupid — Himself, Writer
• The Ron White Show — Producer, Creator
• 2004Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again — Himself, Writer
• Blue Collar TV
• 2004Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad — himself, Writer
• 2003Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie — Self, Writer
• Reno 911! — Captain Morgan
• The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
• The New Alfred Hitchcock Presents — Ray Tayler
• Kill Tony

Appearances as themselves (11)

• 2025Kill Tony: Kill or Be Killed — Self - Guest
• Biography: Comedy Icons — Self
• 2016Good Fortune — Self
• 2011Ron White: Comedy Salute to the Troops — Himself
• The Green Room with Paul Provenza — Self
• 2006Comedy Central Presents: Southern Gents of Comedy — Self
• 2005Comedy Central Roast of Jeff Foxworthy — Self
• 2005Redneck Comedy Roundup — Himself
• 2005Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy & Bill Engvall: Live from Las Vegas! — self
• Comedy Central Presents — Self
• Nighthawks — Himself