From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Filmography

• Break Clause — Alan
• 2026Nightborn — Jon's Father
• Art Detectives — William Titchfield
• 2025Fackham Hall — Bill
• 2025The People Before — Knotweed Man
• Captivated — Geoff
• The Gentlemen — Frank
• Dodger — Farmer Grundles
• 2022Red Riding Hood: After Ever After — Plank
• Sister Boniface Mysteries — Leonard Monk
• 2021Last Train to Christmas — Vic
• 2021Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! — Narrator
• Dog Loves Books — Dog (voice)
• McDonald & Dodds — Jimmy Daly
• 2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases — Self/Various Characters, Writer
• Brassic — Colin Popov
• 2019Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped — Narrator
• 2019Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm — Director
• This Time with Alan Partridge — Joe Beasley
• Shane the Chef
• 2017Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
• 2016Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle — Kevin Ruddock
• 2016Billionaire Boy — Len
• 2016Grimsby — Bob Tolliver
• 2015Fungus The Bogeyman
• 2014Northern Soul — Terry
• Catchphrase
• 2013Dementamania
• Father Brown — John Banks
• 2013Help Point — Stephen
• Plebs — Mr. Adolphus
• 2013Pulp — Dave Burns
• Strange Hill High — Various (voice)
• The Job Lot — Kevin
• The Mimic — Nigel Lord
• 2013The Power of Darts — Narrator (voice)
• BBC Comedy Feeds — Steve
• 2012Uncle Wormsley's Christmas — Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
• Death in Paradise — DCI Chris Ricketts
• Sooty — The Boss
• The Lock Up — Narrator
• 2010The Road to Coronation Street — Harry Kershaw
• Angela and Friends
• Big Top — Geoff
• 2009Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley — Bill (Flowerpot Man)
• All Star Mr & Mrs
• 2008Inkheart — Darius
• Kingdom — Nigel Pearson
• Mobile — Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
• Skins — Sam Brooks
• Ghosthunting With...
• New Street Law — Charlie Darling
• 2006The Dealer — Bat
• Waterloo Road — Nelson Smith, Nelson Taylor
• Monkey Trousers
• The F Word
• 2005Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit — Mr. Windfall (voice)
• Blackpool
• 2004Fat Slags — Foreman
• 2003Appointment with Dr. Terrible — Interviewee – Actor
• Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
• The Terry and Gaby Show
• 200224 Hour Party People — Charles
• A Tribute to the Likely Lads — Flint
• Bill and Ben — Bill (voice)
• 2001Dog Eat Dog — Football Coach
• Dr Terrible's House of Horrible — Sir Donald Tyburn
• Murder in Mind — Alan Squires
• 2001Station Jim — Harold
• 2000Born Romantic — First Cab Driver
• Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
• 1999The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right? — Writer
• 1999The Flint Street Nativity — Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
• Cold Feet — Pete Gifford
• Roger Roger — Barry
• 1998Ted & Ralph — Vicar
• 1998The Fast Show Live
• 1998Up 'n' Under — Stan
• 1998You Are Here — Peter Keggy
• Midsomer Murders — Cooper Steinem
• 1997The Girl with Brains in Her Feet — Mr. Loughborough
• 1997The Man Who Knew Too Little — Dimitri
• Pond Life
• 1996Roger Roger — Barry
• Saturday Live — Cabbie
• Silent Witness — DI Warren Bull
• 1996VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
• Coogan's Run — Fat Bob
• Crapston Villas
• Dangerous Lady — Lee Ryan
• Fist of Fun — Pied Piper of Hamelin
• The World of Lee Evans — Customer
• 1995The Young Poisoner's Handbook — Nathan
• Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge — Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Joe Beasley
• 1994Pauline Calf's Wedding Video — Fat Bob
• Pie in the Sky — Andrew Vernon
• 1994Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era — Simon Joke
• 1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd — Bernard Right On/Various, Writer
• The Day Today — Treasurer
• The Fast Show — Various Characters, Writer
• Harry — Royo
• 1993Paul Calf's Video Diary — Fat Bob
• Blue Heaven — Waiter 2
• Men Behaving Badly — Ken
• The Dead Good Show — Various
• 1992The Weekenders — Policeman 1
• Murder Most Horrid — Daniel Hoffmeyer
• Paul Merton: The Series
• Soldier Soldier — Sgt Dunn
• The Word
• Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton — Bernard Righton

Appearances as themselves (50)

• Celebrity Puzzling — Self - Panellist
• Secret Life of the Auction House — Self - Narrator (voice)
• Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two — Self
• The 1970s: Those Were the Days — Self - Narrator
• 2023Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy — Self
• 2023The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa — Self
• Best Year Ever — Self - Actor
• Celebrity Lingo — Self - Contestant
• 2022Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More — Self
• 2022Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs — Self
• 2021Les Dawson Lost Tapes — Self
• Paul Sinha's TV Showdown — Self - Contestant
• The Weakest Link — Self
• 2020Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years — Self
• 2020The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases — Self
• 20197 Up & Me — Self
• 2019Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story — Himself
• Celebrity Catchphrase — Self
• The People's Vet — Self - Narrator
• 2017Dying Laughing — Self
• Richard Osman's House of Games — Self - Contestant
• Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun — Self - Narrator
• 2016Caroline Aherne at the BBC — Self - Presenter
• Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit — Self
• Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled — Self
• Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners — Self - Narrator
• Through the Keyhole — Self, Self - Panelist
• Tipping Point: Lucky Stars — Self - Contestant
• 2012Evidently... John Cooper Clarke — Himself
• Celebrity Antiques Road Trip — Self - Participant
• The Chase: Celebrity Special — Self
• The Jonathan Ross Show — Self
• 2010The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa — Self
• Heads or Tails — Self - Contestant
• Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong — Self
• Celebrity Juice — Self
• Engineering the World Rally — Himself - Narrator
• 2007Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' — Self - Narrator (voice)
• 8 Out of 10 Cats — Self
• Celebrity Mastermind — Self - Contestant
• Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway — Self
• Johnny Vaughan Tonight — Self
• It's Only TV But I Like It — Self
• 1999Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show — Self
• Never Mind the Buzzcocks — Self - Panellist
• Ready, Steady, Cook — Self - Guest
• Shooting Stars — Self
• This Morning — Self
• Top of the Pops — Self - Host
• Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night — Self - Team Captain