Kevin Eldon
Acting · Writing
Born October 3, 1959, Chatham, Kent, England, UK
Kevin Eldon is a British Actor, Comedian and Songwriter. He featured in the major British TV comedies of the 1990s including Fist of Fun, Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge, Big Train, Brass Eye and Jam. In 2013, Eldon appeared in his own BBC sketch series It's Kevin. He has also appeared in minor speaking roles in the HBO series Game of Thrones. Eldon was born in Chatham, Kent. He has been a practising Buddhist since 1990. He has two children with his wife Holly, who he met in late 2005 on the set of Hyperdrive, where she was the art director. Eldon occupies half a page in Oliver Gray's book called Volume – A Cautionary Tale of Rock and Roll Obsession; this includes coverage of punk-era Hampshire where, in late 1978, with two schoolmates from Bay House School, Gosport, Eldon started a band named Virginia Doesn't. Virginia Doesn't's career peaked with a session broadcast on Radio One's John Peel Show on 18 October 1979. In early 1980, Virginia Doesn't morphed into The Time, in which Eldon was again the front man. The Time recorded and performed from April 1980 until August 1982, during which time the band gigged extensively and played support slots with The Jam, Joe Jackson's Jumpin' Jive and Bad Manners. The Time had songs included on several self-released tape compilations, although they never secured a recording contract. In August 1982, The Time became Gerry Hackett & The Fringes, a spoof Sixties revival band. On 6 November 1983 Gerry Hackett & The Fringes appeared on BBC South's 'The Cellar Show' presented by John Sessions. Eldon started on the stand-up circuit in the early 1990s performing an act in-character as the political poet Paul Hamilton, but has also, on occasion, done stand-up as himself. On the circuit, Eldon formed a friendship with stand-up comedian Stewart Lee, which would later lead to an invitation to work with him on the radio series Lee & Herring's Fist of Fun with Lee's comedy partner Richard Herring. Lee and Herring would usually refer to him as "the actor Kevin Eldon", in reference to his claim to being an actor rather than a comedian. Eldon's work sat well with that of Lee and Herring, and he continued to work with them on many of their projects, including The Lee & Herring Radio Show, Fist of Fun and This Morning with Richard Not Judy. He played recurring characters Simon Quinlank (the self-styled "King of Hobbies") and 'Rod Hull', a nonsensical version of Rod Hull with a prosthetic limb and an obsession with jelly, especially the 'green' variety. In 1994 and 1997, he appeared at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as part the comedy troupe Cluub Zarathustra; other comedians in the troupe including Roger Mann, Johnny Vegas, Simon Munnery, and later Stewart Lee. They were given a Channel 4 pilot, which led to the television series Attention Scum! The book You Are Nothing by Robert Wringham praises the performers' talent. From March 2009, Eldon appeared in Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle in a number of the show's sketches most often with Paul Putner.
Filmography
- Duck & Frog — (voice)
- 2026Madfabulous — John Wickens
- The Witness — DCI Mick Wickerson
- 2025Afterburn — Father Samson
- 3 Body Problem — Sir Thomas More
- My Lady Jane — Dr. Butts
- Hijack — Devlin
- Juice — Mr Majal
- 2023Napoleon — Dr Corvisart
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared — Coffin (voice)
- Pistol — Bill Grundy
- The Chelsea Detective — Roy Colin
- The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power — Narvi
- The Responder — Neil
- Trigger Point — Jeff Washington
- Shadow and Bone — The Apparat
- The Larkins — Howard
- Wolfe — Vincent Frayn
- Comedy Game Night — Writer
- Miss Scarlet — Jacob Bunce
- 2020Six Minutes to Midnight — Sergeant Simmons
- Truth Seekers — Jack
- Criminal: UK — Michael Walker
- 2018Eaten by Lions — Ken
- 2018Funny Cow — Danny
- Hang Ups — Terry Sparkes
- 2018Johnny English Strikes Again — MI7 Night Duty Agent
- 2018Matt Hatter Chronicles: Rise of Primal — Tenoroc (voice)
- 2018Zanzibar — Vince
- 2017Call Me Alvy — Dr. Rubenstein
- Decline and Fall — Mr Levy
- Gunpowder — Sir John Hawksworth
- 2017Murder on the Blackpool Express — Kevin
- 2017Oxide Ghosts: The Brass Eye Tapes
- Timewasters — Professor John Logie Baird
- Damned — Martin Bickerstaff
- 2016The Comedian's Guide to Survival — Nick Secker
- The Crown — Priest Michael
- 2015Brilliantman! — Brilliantman, Writer
- Cradle to Grave — Vicar
- Danger Mouse — Penfold (voice)
- 2015Friday Download: The Movie — Mr. Prim
- The Last Kingdom — Bishop Erkenwald
- 2014Harry & Paul's Story of the 2s — Derek Jacobi / Claudius / Bob Harris-Tweedious / Griff Rhys-Jones / Tim McInnerny / Various
- Inside No. 9 — Vince
- 2014Set Fire to the Stars — Stanley
- Death Comes to Pemberley — Dr. McFee
- It's Kevin — Kevin / Various, Creator, Writer
- Psychobitches — Witch of Endor
- Utopia — Tony Bradley
- Playhouse Presents — Martin
- The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff — Servegood
- 2012The Wedding Video — Andrew
- Them From That Thing — Various
- 2011Arthur Christmas — Elf (voice)
- Campus — Doctor
- 2011Connected — Customer
- Death in Paradise — Jeremy Herbert
- Game of Thrones — Camello, Goldcloak
- How TV Ruined Your Life
- 2011Hugo — Policeman
- Matt Hatter Chronicles — Tenoroc
- 2010D.O.A — Carl
- 2010Four Lions — Sniper
- 2010Lizzie and Sarah — Rick
- Mongrels — Photographer
- 2009Faintheart — Alan
- Horrible Histories
- Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle — Various Characters, Fish, Referee
- 2008Attila the Hun — Romulus
- Dead Set — Joplin
- Merlin — Trickler
- Heroes and Villains
- 2007Hitler: The Comedy Years — Adolf Hitler (archive footage) (uncredited)
- 2007Hot Fuzz — Sergeant Tony Fisher
- M.I. High — Space Controller
- Skins — Manfred
- 2007The Yellow House — Jaques
- 2007World of Wrestling
- Hyperdrive — First Officer Eduardo Pauline York
- Mayo
- Robin Hood
- Saxondale — Martin
- The IT Crowd — French Tech Support
- 2005Charlie and the Chocolate Factory — Man with Dog
- Doctor Who — Ribbons
- Funland — Shadowman
- Harry & Paul
- Nathan Barley — Nikolai the Barber
- Popetown — Cardinal Two (voice)
- Twisted Tales — Wig Shop Proprietor
- 2005Who I Am and What I Want — Pete
- 2004Angry Kid: Who Do You Think You Are — Miles (voice)
- 2004Bill Bailey: Part Troll — Member of Kraftwerk
- Green Wing — Scissors Bentley
- Hustle — Anxious
- I Am Not an Animal — Hugh the Monkey (voice)
- Murder City
- New Tricks — Dr Neville Moroni
- Nighty Night — Terry Tyrrell
- 2004Piccadilly Jim — Wizzy Wisbeach
- The Last Chancers — Karl
- Celebrity Mastermind
- Spine Chillers — Matt
- 15 Storeys High — Nev
- 2002Doctor Who: Death Comes to Time — Antimony
- Look Around You — Tony Rudd
- Attention Scum
- 2001Combat Sheep — Cooper (voice)
- 2001High Heels and Low Lifes — McGill
- 2001The Junkies — Kevin
- World of Pub
- Black Books — Cleaner
- Jam — Various, Writer
- Hippies — Peter Mountstewart
- Smack the Pony — Various Characters, Additional Writing
- Spaced — Agent
- Big Train
- In the Red — Porno Shop Owner
- This Morning with Richard Not Judy
- Brass Eye — Mr. Wastrey, Alan / Belgian Comedian, Prison Officer, Spike Durnaburny
- I'm Alan Partridge — Mike Sampson
- Midsomer Murders — Terry 'Groucho' Bellini
- 1996Cluub Zarathustra — Various, Writer
- 1996Lee and Herring Live — Simon Quinlank
- Silent Witness — DI Dan Mason
- Fist of Fun
- Blue Heaven — Waiter 1
- Packet of Three — Kevin
- Red Dwarf — 4 of 27
- 1966Fahrenheit 451 — Robert - First Schoolboy (uncredited)
- Bear Grylls, Young Adventurer: Endangered — (voice)
- Bear Grylls, Young Adventurer: Icebreaker — (voice)
- Bill's Included — Drew
Appearances as themselves (14)
- VE Day 80 — Self
- 2023Journey: A Voice Lost... and Found — Self
- 2020King Rocker — Self
- Richard Osman's House of Games — Self - Contestant
- Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled — Self
- 2014The IT Crowd Manual — Self
- Crackanory — Self
- 2012Armando's Tale of Charles Dickens — Self
- 2011Kevin Eldon - is Titting About — Self
- 2010Bill Bailey: Dandelion Mind — Himself
- 2008Bill Bailey: Tinselworm — Himself
- 2004Spaced: Skip to the End — Self
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks — Self
- Untitled Michael Cumming and Stewart Lee project — Self