John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Filmography

• 2026Minions & Monsters — Additional Voices (voice)
• 2026The Barn Part III
• 2025If It Bleeds — Chip
• 2024Rockbottom — Rodney
• Bugs Bunny Builders — Pete Puma (voice)
• 2022Butter — Billy
• 2022Hellblazers — Rick
• 2022Minions & More Volume 1 — Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
• 2022Post Modern Minion — Waiter (voice)
• 2022The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse — Additional Voices (voice)
• DOTA: Dragon's Blood — Vahdrak (voice), Guard (voice), Merchant (voice)
• 2021Flora & Ulysses — Ulysses (voice)
• 2021Sing 2 — Additional Voices (voice)
• 2019The Dog Days of Winter — Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
• 2019The Secret Life of Pets 2 — Additional Voices (voice)
• 2019The Springfield Three — Narrator
• 2018The Grinch — Additional Voices (voice)
• 2017And Then There Was Eve — G. Alexander
• 2017Despicable Me 3 — Additional Voice (voice)
• 2017Merry & Scary — Dagobert Duck (voice)
• 2017The Emoji Movie — Additional Voices (voice)
• 12 Deadly Days — Niko
• 2016Pete's Dragon — Elliot the Dragon (voice)
• 2016Smothered — John Kassir
• 2016The Secret Life of Pets — Additional Voices (voice)
• 2015Minions — Additional Voices (voice)
• New Looney Tunes — Pete Puma (voice), Native American (voice), Pete Puma / Claude (voice), John / Janitor (voice)
• Breadwinners — Big Dumb Monster (voice), Toilet Monster (voice)
• 2014Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet — Baker / Man in turban / Donkey driver / English tourist / Wedding guest / Fisherman / Policeman 2 (voice)
• 2013Jack the Giant Slayer — General Fallon's Small Head
• Mickey Mouse — Scrooge McDuck (voice)
• 2013Monsters University — Additional Voices (voice)
• Rick and Morty — Blim Blam (voice)
• 2013The Smurfs 2 — Crazy Smurf (voice)
• 2012A Turtle's Tale 2: Sammy's Escape from Paradise — Marco (voice)
• 2012Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve — The Cryptkeeper (voice)
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)
• Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness — Sai So (voice)
• 2011Monster Mutt
• The Looney Tunes Show — Pete Puma (voice)
• 2011The Smurfs — Crazy Smurf (Voice)
• 2010DC Super Friends: The Joker's Playhouse — The Joker
• Hot in Cleveland — The Pope
• 2010Nothing Special — Marty
• Castle — Mr. Dreyfus
• 2009Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey! — Additional Voices (voice)
• 2009Race to Witch Mountain — Chuck
• 2008Channels — Walter
• Random! Cartoons — Bone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice), Ice King / Fire Element (voice), Dugly Uckling / Kung Pao Bunny (voice)
• 2007Adventure Time — Ice King (voice)
• 2006Casper's Scare School — P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)
• 2006Nick Picks Christmas: Nickelodeon Festive Tales — Raymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)
• 2006Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical — Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam
• 2006The Wild — Additional Voice (voice)
• Avatar: The Last Airbender — Chey (voice)
• Ben 10 — Zombozo (voice)
• Bones — Lawrence Melvoy
• Danger Rangers — Fallbot (voice)
• 2005Dr. Rage — Moe Moebius
• 2004Rocket Power: The Big Day — Ray Rocket (voice)
• 2004Soccer Dog 2: European Cup — Quint
• 2003Far From Home — Winston (voice)
• 2003George of the Jungle 2 — Rocky / Armando (voice)
• Joan of Arcadia — Mime God
• NCIS — Perry Swan
• The Handler
• CSI: Miami — Farley Wheeler
• Kim Possible — Additional Voices (voice), Commodore Puddles (voice)
• 2002Ritual — The Crypt Keeper (voice)
• 2002Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand — Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)
• The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius — Seymour / Student #3 (voice)
• 2002The Flintstones: On the Rocks — Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)
• 2002The Wild Thornberrys Movie — Squirrel (voice)
• Grounded for Life — Musgrove
• Philly
• Samurai Jack — Scissorsmith (voice)
• 2001Summer of Camp Caprice — Winston (voice)
• The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy — Lord Moldybutt
• The Job
• As Told by Ginger — Winston (voice)
• Buzz Lightyear of Star Command — Marl (voice), Evan Zarl / Snark / Zinko (voice)
• CSI: Crime Scene Investigation — Hotel Guest
• 2000The Three Stooges — Shemp Howard
• Rocket Power — Ray Rocket (voice)
• 1999Tales from the Crypt: The Robert Zemeckis Collection — Crypt Keeper (voice)
• The Amanda Show — Carl Klutz
• The Brothers Flub — (voice)
• 1999The Glass Jar — John
• 1998An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island — Scuttlebutt (voice)
• CatDog — Dunglap / Mervis (voice)
• Charmed — Alchemist
• Hercules — Charon (voice), River Styx Ferryman (voice)
• 1998Jelly's Day — Hargus
• Love Boat: The Next Wave — Dmitri Shishtokovich
• 1998Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World — Meeko (voice) (uncredited)
• The Wild Thornberrys — El Gordita (voice)
• Cow and Chicken — Messenger / Asp (voice)
• I Am Weasel — Messenger / Asp (voice)
• Johnny Bravo
• 1997Justice League of America — Ray Palmer / The Atom
• Team Knight Rider — Plato
• The Visitor
• 1996Bordello of Blood — The Crypt Keeper (voice)
• Boston Common — Frankie
• Dexter's Laboratory — Guy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice)
• Early Edition — Jersy Carpathian
• 1996Encino Woman — Jean Michel
• Malcolm & Eddie
• Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House — Cryptkeeper (voice)
• 1996Spy Hard — Rancor Guard at Intercom
• Brotherly Love — Cryptkeeper
• 1995Casper — The Crypt Keeper (voice)
• 1995CyberTracker 2 — Tripwire
• Dumb and Dumber — Thug (voice), Vinnie / Tribesman (voice), Critic / Art Type (voice)
• Earthworm Jim — Snott / Henchrat (voice)
• 1995Monster Mash: The Movie — Igor
• 1995Pocahontas — Meeko (voice)
• Sliders — Arnold Potts
• Star Trek: Voyager — Gar
• 1995Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight — Crypt Keeper (voice)
• The Single Guy — Maitre 'D
• 1995The Tale of Tillie's Dragon — Herman (voice)
• 1995Tiny Toon Night Ghoulery — Buster Bunny (voice)
• Aladdin — Mukhtar (voice)
• Duckman
• Friends — Stanley
• 1994Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights — Haman (voice)
• 1994Tiny Toon Spring Break — Buster Bunny (voice)
• Animaniacs — Buster Bunny (voice, uncredited)
• Bonkers
• Problem Child — (voice)
• Rocko's Modern Life
• Sonic the Hedgehog
• Tales from the Cryptkeeper — Cryptkeeper (voice)
• Eek! The Cat — Mittens (voice)
• Hangin' with Mr. Cooper — Photographer
• The Little Mermaid — Rats (voice)
• 1991The Horror Hall of Fame II — The Crypt Keeper (voice)
• Dream On — Chuck
• FM — Don Tupsouni
• Tales from the Crypt — Larry, Narrator (voice), Crypt Keeper (voice)
• The Simpsons — Possum (voice), Various Animals (voice), Donkey (voice)
• Showtime at the Apollo
• Tour of Duty — Lenny Pilchowski
• Moonlighting — Police Detective
• 1st & Ten — Zagreb Shkenusky
• 1983No York City
• The Facts of Life
• Hidden Dragon — The Fortune Teller (voice)

Appearances as themselves (3)

• To Tell the Truth — Self - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"
• Halloween Wars — Self - Guest Judge
• 2006American Scary — Himself / 'Cryptkeeper'