Tom Segura (born April 16, 1979) is an American comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio. He currently lives in Los Angeles, California. Segura was born April 16, 1979 and originally lived in Dayton, Ohio. He also lived in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and Vero Beach, Florida. He has been performing as a comedian since shortly after he graduated from Lenoir-Rhyne University. Segura has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, The Comedy Festival, the Global Comedy Festival in Vancouver, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, the South Beach Comedy Festival. Tom was also a San Francisco regional finalist on Last Comic Standing 2. Segura is a member of the Deathsquad Network of standup comedians. When he was 18, Segura overdosed on GHB and fell into a short coma. He has two sisters. Segura is married to comedian Christina Pazsitzky. In 2015, they had their first child together. Tom also speaks Spanish fluently.

Filmography

• The End
• Bad Thoughts — Various Characters, Director, Executive Producer, Writer, Creator
• 2025Tom Segura: Teacher — Self, Writer, Executive Producer
• 2023I Came Everywhere — Self, Producer
• 2023Tom Segura: Sledgehammer — Self, Writer
• 2021Flinch — Ed
• 2020The Opening Act — Cop
• 2020Tom Segura: Ball Hog — Himself, Producer, Writer
• 2019Countdown — Derek
• 2019Robert Paul Champagne: Home Here Now — Coordinating Producer
• 2018Instant Family — Russ
• 2018Tom Segura: Disgraceful — Himself, Writer
• 2017I Need You to Kill — Comedian / Interviewee
• 2016Tom Segura: Mostly Stories — Himself, Screenplay
• Tom Segura — Writer, Creator
• 2014Tom Segura: Completely Normal — Himself, Writer
• Mash Up
• Happy Endings — Paparazzi
• Workaholics — Mick
• Gary Unmarried
• Comedy Central Presents — Himself, Writer
• El Tigre — Jeff, Producer
• Golf Trip — Chuck Wheeler, Executive Producer

Appearances as themselves (17)

• Funny AF with Kevin Hart — Self - Judge
• 2025Kill Tony: Kill or Be Killed — Self - Guest
• 2025This Is the Tom Green Documentary — Self (archive footage)
• John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A. — Self
• 2024The Roast of Tom Brady — Self
• 202369 Minutes with Tom Segura — Self
• 2023The Roast of Bert Kreischer — Self
• Last Meals — Self
• 20202 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve — Himself
• 2020Best of Stand-Up 2020 — Self
• The Cabin with Bert Kreischer — Self
• The Comedy Store — Self
• Hot Ones — Self
• The Late Show with Stephen Colbert — Self - Guest
• The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon — Self
• Conan — Self, Self - Guest
• Jimmy Kimmel Live! — Self