Ford John Kiernan (born 10 January 1962) is a Scottish actor, comedian and writer. He is best known for his work with Greg Hemphill on the BBC Scotland sketch comedy series Chewin' the Fat (1999–2005) and the sitcom Still Game (2002–2007, 2016–2019). He also starred as Archie Henderson in Dear Green Place (2007–2008) and as Colin Holliday in Happy Hollidays (2009).

Filmography

• 2026Scotland so you don't need 2 visit — Kilmacolm Resident
• 2024The All Star Euros Sketch Show — Writer
• 2021Ladybaby — Alex Dunbar
• 2020Then Came You — Gavin
• Best of Chewin' the Fat — Various
• 2014Still Game: Live in Glasgow — Jack Jarvis, Writer
• 2014Still Game: The Story So Far — Self - Jack Jarvis, Writer
• 2012Sir Billi — Officer McKenzie / Banjo Barry (voice)
• 2012Songs for Amy — Sled, Executive Producer
• 2012The Angels' Share — Station Master (voice)
• The Field of Blood — George McVie
• 2011The Hunt for Tony Blair — Gordon Brown
• Happy Hollidays — Colin Holliday
• 2009No Holds Bard — Cronie Cameron
• 2009The Taxidermist
• Dear Green Place — Producer
• 2007Still Game: Hootenanny — Jack Jarvis, Writer
• 2007Still Game: Plum Number — Jack Jarvis, Writer
• 2006Still Game: The Party — Jack Jarvis, Writer
• 2005Chewin' the Fat: Hogmanay Special 2005 — Various, Writer
• 2005Still Game: Cold Turkey — Jack Jarvis, Writer
• 2004Chewin’ the Fat: Hogmanay Special 2004 — Various, Writer
• 2003Chewin’ the Fat: Hogmanay Special 2003 — Various, Writer
• 2002Chewin' the Fat: Hogmanay Special 2002 — Various, Writer
• 2002Gangs of New York — Black Joke Chief
• 2002Still Game — Jack Jarvis
• Still Game — Jack Jarvis, Writer, Producer, Creator
• 2002The Last Great Wilderness — Eric
• 2000Chewin' the Fat Live! — Various
• 2000Chewin' the Fat: Hogmanay Special 2000 — Various, Writer
• 2000Complicity — Interrogator 2
• 2000Donovan Quick — Jim Leahy
• Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
• Chewin' the Fat — Producer, Writer, Creator
• 1999Still Game: Live at the Cottiers Theatre - Glasgow — Jack Jarvis, Writer
• 1999The Debt Collector — Janitor
• Is It Bill Bailey? — Various Roles
• 1998Och Around the Clock
• 1998Stand and Deliver — Taxi Driver
• Hububb — Writer
• 1997Saint Antony's Day Off
• 1997The Slab Boys — Male Orderly
• 1996Carla's Song
• 1995Ruffian Hearts — Wedding Guest
• Chewin' the Fat: Hogmanay Special 2001 — Various, Writer
• Pulp Video — Writer

Appearances as themselves (3)

• 2022Ooh the Banter! — Self (archive footage)
• Space Cadets — Self
• Just Dandy — Self (Presenter)