Patrick Bristow was born on September 26, 1962 in Los Angeles County, California, USA. He is an actor and director, known for Showgirls (1995), So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) and The Longest Yard (2005).

Filmography

• Nobody Wants This — Pat
• Wizards Beyond Waverly Place — Wizardpedia, Wiz M.D.
• Minx — Walt
• 2021Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar — Elderly Scientist
• 2020Barbie & Kendra Save the Tiger King — Dr Florence Henderson (voice)
• 2020Barbie & Kendra Storm Area 51 — Chunky (voice)
• 2020Superintelligence — Digital Superintelligence (voice)
• The Morning Show — Gordon
• 2019The Untold Story — Walter
• 2018Mistrust — Trent Masterson
• 2015Reality — Klaus
• 2014Griot's Lament — King Frederick The Great
• 2014My Trip Back to the Dark Side — Belly Wrapper
• 2014Transformers: Age of Extinction — Landlord's Grandson
• 2013Pain & Gain — Spy Shop Clerk
• Crash & Bernstein — Puppeteer
• Last Man Standing — Salesman
• Old Dogs & New Tricks — Dr. Keebler
• 2010All About Evil — Peter Gorge
• Good Luck Charlie — Mr. Dingwall
• Pretty Little Liars — Gallery Owner
• The Middle — Oracle
• Big Day
• 2006Jimmy and Judy — Dr. Walters
• 2006The Enigma with a Stigma — Joe McVicker
• The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman
• American Dad! — (voice)
• Hopeless Pictures
• Love Lounge
• 2005The Longest Yard — Walt
• The Suite Life of Zack & Cody — Patrick
• Zoey 101 — Mr. Fletcher
• Listen Up! — Arthur Dotson
• 2003Detonator — DeJuan Michaels
• NCIS — Channing Elroy
• That's So Raven — Tony
• Fillmore!
• Still Standing — Simon
• 2001Beethoven's 4th — Guillermo
• Grounded for Life — Director
• CSI: Crime Scene Investigation — Lionel Rose
• Curb Your Enthusiasm — Steve
• Malcolm in the Middle — Phillip, Lloyd
• Family Guy — (voice), Cheesy Charlie's Manager (voice), Various (voice), Hector (voice)
• Grown Ups — Rodney
• Charmed — Jordan
• 1998I'm Losing You — Rico
• 1997Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery — Bolton, Virtucon Tour Guide
• Head over Heels
• King of the Hill — P.J. (voice)
• Sabrina, the Teenage Witch — Mercury
• 1996The Twilight of the Golds — Brandon
• 1995A Bucket of Blood — Link
• 1995Showgirls — Marty Jacobsen
• The Drew Carey Show — The Salesman
• Ellen — Peter Barnes
• Friends — Stage Manager
• Madman of the People — Ollie
• 1994Revenge of the Red Baron — Guard
• Sister, Sister — Henrique
• Black Tie Affair
• 1993So I Married an Axe Murderer — Cafe Roads Performer
• The Second Half — Gadget Store Clerk (uncredited), Airline Ticket Clerk (uncredited), Video Store Clerk (uncredited), Walter
• Adventures in Wonderland — Cavebunny
• Mad About You — The Clerk, Troy
• The Larry Sanders Show — Raoul
• 1991Delirious — Bellboy
• 1991Rewrite for Murder — Howard
• Dream On — Steward Stu
• Seinfeld — Wig Master

Appearances as themselves (3)

• 2014Evolution Within Extinction — Self
• Whose Line Is It Anyway? — Self
• Whose Line Is It Anyway? — Self